No, You May Not Call Me Steed

Anonymous asked: What on earth are YOU doing here?

Whatever do you mean by Here? Here on Earth? Here at my Physical location—which I do not intend to Reveal, by the by—or perhaps Here on the internet?

I’m not sure I like your implied tone.

Anonymous asked: I hear you collect sex toys.

I have no idea where you would Hear that.

I have no Need of such things.

askcarlosramirez:

askchandler:

askcarlosramirez:

askchandler:

askcarlosramirez replied to your post: askcarlosramirez replied to your post:…

I’M NOT GAY DAMMIT

Come now, Carlos, we both Know that while the White Council can be a Bit stodgy, many of us younger Wizards are far more progressive and Accepting on such issues.

… this is because I said the Spanish Armada should have conquered England, isn’t it.

I was drunk, dammit!

The Glorious English Empire is not to be maligned in my presence. God Save the Queen.

Besides, this is Far more about your Comments concerning my attire.

What, the puto bowler hat? All I’m saying is that for a wizard in his thirties, you sure dress like you’re from the Thirties.

There is Nothing wrong with having some class.

Maybe the Ladies would prefer a classier Carlos.

askcarlosramirez:

askchandler:

askcarlosramirez replied to your post: askcarlosramirez replied to your post:…

I’M NOT GAY DAMMIT

Come now, Carlos, we both Know that while the White Council can be a Bit stodgy, many of us younger Wizards are far more progressive and Accepting on such issues.

… this is because I said the Spanish Armada should have conquered England, isn’t it.

I was drunk, dammit!

The Glorious English Empire is not to be maligned in my presence. God Save the Queen.

Besides, this is Far more about your Comments concerning my attire.

I’M NOT GAY DAMMIT

Come now, Carlos, we both Know that while the White Council can be a Bit stodgy, many of us younger Wizards are far more progressive and Accepting on such issues.

Your British ass couldn’t come close to filling my job.

I fail to understand your Preoccupation with my Arse.

Oh, more focused because I was in charge? Shove it up your ass, Cha-cha.

We had to be, Ramirez, to make sure Nothing went wrong.

Besides, you know that were I not Helping do your job, They would just give the job to me. Youngest Regional Commander my composed English Arse.

Anonymous asked: What did you think of Molly during her trial?

I thought that Young Carpenter displayed no small amount of Poise. Were I in a similar situation, I would be Proud to be as Brave as her. Other than that, I was given little chance to form an opinion; as a Security Warden for the trial, I was more Focused on external threats. Ramirez was the Head Warden on security, so we were all a mite more focused.

In the small time I’ve known her, Miss Carpenter has seemed to be a talented Wizard and more intelligent than her Supposed mentor.

Anonymous asked: Is there another reason why people call you 'steed'? *wink*

“People” do not call me Steed. Dresden calls me Steed. You may not Call me Steed. I am a Warden, which you may Address me as, and part of my name is Chandler, which I may Allow you to Address me as.

As for the Implication of your question, Greyfaced one, a Gentleman does not Kiss—or any other thing—and Tell.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a fondness for hats, good sir? And if it isn't too personal for me to inquire about, what headwear do you own or wear on a regular basis?

I wouldn’t call it a specific fondness for Hats, per se, so much as a dedication to Fashion. As can be seen in my “Icon”—this Internet terminology is strange—I almost always sport a Bowler Hat. It was a gift from my Master, given when I completed my apprenticeship. I believe his exact Words were “Cover that damn messy hair of yours with it.”

Wizard Davidson was not one to Mince words.